Exploding Kittens Retailer Bundle

Poetry for Neanderthals is a competitive word-guessing game where you can only give clues by speaking in single syllables. So, instead of saying "broccoli," you'd say something like "green thing you eat for live long and have good health." If you mess up and use a big word, such as "vegetable," you get bopped on the head with a NO! Stick.   It's a game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary.  

• Poetry for Neanderthals is fun for both grownups and children
• It takes a few minutes to learn and about 20 minutes to play
• It's a hilarious, cutthroat, challenging game for those who consider themselves mighty wordsmiths
• Warning: Choking Hazard - Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years.

Collect cards. Play your hand. Throw things at your friends. This game is 50% dodgeball, 50% card game, and 1000% incredible.

Expansion Pack for Bears vs Babies Core Deck.

EXPLICIT CONTENT.

ADULTS ONLY!

Ages 18+

A GAME FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT CHARADES

20 Additional Cards for Exploding Kittens to Spice Up Your Game

Exploding Kittens is a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian roulette. It's also the most-backed crowd funded product in history...which of course we hate to brag about.

Exploding Kittens is a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian roulette. It's also the most-backed crowd funded product in history which of course we hate to brag about.

This Party Pack version of Exploding Kittens has enough cards for 2 - 10 players, and the box plays kitty-themed dance music every time you open it!

Collect cards. Play your hand. Throw things at your friends. This game is 50% dodgeball, 50% card game, and 1000% incredible.

Throw Throw Burrito: Extreme Outdoor Edition has all the fun stuff of the original game, but we’ve seriously upgraded the throwable Burritos. Instead of throwing squishy foam at each other, you get to launch GIGANTIC INFLATABLE BURRITOS at your friends while playing with hilarious oversized cards. Includes super durable, water-resistant cards, nearly-indescructible instructions, waterproof tokens, and two 3 foot tall inflatable Burritos.

• An expansion pack to add to your copy of you've got crabs.
• Includes a massively powerful imitation crab card that gives the player holding it a huge advantage.
• Also includes 2 giant rubber crab claws that you must wear while holding the advantageous card. Illustrated by Matthew Inman of the oatmeal.
• Contains latex
• Is the advantage worth the ridicule?
• Is it!?
• A bullet point can't answer This question for you.

15 New Cards for Exploding Kittens that will Change Everything

Exploding Kittens is a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian roulette. It's also the most-backed crowd funded product in history...which of course we hate to brag about.

*Minimum order of 12 pieces.

This is a card game where you build monsters Who eat babies. Whoever eats the most babies wins.

It was made by the same intelligent, attractive, people who made the best selling, kick starter-record breaking game, exploding kittens.

Purchase 6 copies of Bears vs Babies, you will be getting the kickstarter edition instead (with a promo), whilst stock last!

This is not a standalone game — it requires a copy of Exploding Kittens to play.

★ The third expansion to the record-breaking game, Exploding Kittens.
★ Family-friendly and easy to learn.
★ Includes 20 cards and instructions that refresh the core game, adding a new level of strategy and hilarity.
★ Each card features illustrations by Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal.
★ Includes a pair of Barking Kittens cards that allow players to combine their hands to one's advantage and the other's disadvantage
★ Also includes a wearable crown that allows you to hold a secret hand of cards on your head that no one can see until you decide to release them into the draw pile.

This nsfw version of the game contains the full version of exploding kittens, but the artwork on each card has been replaced with content too horrible/amazing to be used in the original exploding kittens game. The nsfw edition can be played with 2 to 5 players or combined with another deck to play with up to 9 players.

You've got crabs is a team-based party game from the creators of exploding kittens and the oatmeal. Try to collect four of the same card before any of the other teams, then pass a secret signal to your teammate. If your partner sees your signal and yells, "you've got crabs," you gain a point. If an opponent sees your signal and yells, "you've got crabs," you lose a point. The team with the most points wins the game.

This game is great for parties, or weddings, or long nautical voyages.