Poetry for Neanderthals is a competitive word-guessing game where you can only give clues by speaking in single syllables. So, instead of saying "broccoli," you'd say something like "green thing you eat for live long and have good health." If you mess up and use a big word, such as "vegetable," you get bopped on the head with a NO! Stick. It's a game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary.
Poetry for Neanderthals is fun for both grownups and children
It takes a few minutes to learn and about 20 minutes to play
It's a hilarious, cutthroat, challenging game for those who consider themselves mighty wordsmiths
Warning: Choking Hazard - Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years.
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This is not a standalone game — it requires a copy of Exploding Kittens to play.
★ The third expansion to the record-breaking game, Exploding Kittens. ★ Family-friendly and easy to learn. ★ Includes 20 cards and instructions that refresh the core game, adding a new level of strategy and hilarity. ★ Each card features illustrations by Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal. ★ Includes a pair of Barking Kittens cards that allow players to combine their hands to one's advantage and the other's disadvantage ★ Also includes a wearable crown that allows you to hold a secret hand of cards on your head that no one can see until you decide to release them into the draw pile.
Collect cards. Play your hand. Throw things at your friends. This game is 50% dodgeball, 50% card game, and 1000% incredible.
Throw Throw Burrito: Extreme Outdoor Edition has all the fun stuff of the original game, but we’ve seriously upgraded the throwable Burritos. Instead of throwing squishy foam at each other, you get to launch GIGANTIC INFLATABLE BURRITOS at your friends while playing with hilarious oversized cards. Includes super durable, water-resistant cards, nearly-indescructible instructions, waterproof tokens, and two 3 foot tall inflatable Burritos.
You've got crabs is a team-based party game from the creators of exploding kittens and the oatmeal. Try to collect four of the same card before any of the other teams, then pass a secret signal to your teammate. If your partner sees your signal and yells, "you've got crabs," you gain a point. If an opponent sees your signal and yells, "you've got crabs," you lose a point. The team with the most points wins the game.
This game is great for parties, or weddings, or long nautical voyages.
Exploding Kittens is a card game for people who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats. In this highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian roulette, players draw cards until someone draws an exploding kitten, at which point They explode, they are Dead, and they are out of the game -- unless that player has a defuse card, which can defuse the kitten using things like laser pointers, belly rubs, and catnip sandwiches. All of the other cards in the deck are used to move, mitigate, or avoid the Exploding Kittens. Exploding Kittens is the most-backed crowd funded project ever, The most-funded game in the history of Kickstarter, and has paved the way for peace and tranquility in the modern world.
AN ORB FLICKING GAME FROM THE CREATORS OF EXPLODING KITTENS.
A Game of Cat & Mouth is a fiercely competitive magnet-powered Pinball'ish game from the creators of Exploding Kittens. In this highly-addicting game of intense orb-flicking, players must hurl colorful orbs through a cat's mouth and onto their opponent's side. The first player to fling all the orbs to the other side, wins!
This nsfw version of the game contains the full version of exploding kittens, but the artwork on each card has been replaced with content too horrible/amazing to be used in the original exploding kittens game. The nsfw edition can be played with 2 to 5 players or combined with another deck to play with up to 9 players.